Pathan SMS

PATHAN SMS IN URDU

Pathan ne general knowledge ka paper babaya

Pathan ne general knowledge ka paper babaya

Sub bachay FAIL”

Q.1 CHINA kis muk ka nam hai?

Q.2 14 August kis Date ko ata hai?

Q.3 Green Rang kis colour ka hota hai?

Q.4 Timater ko urdu me kiya Boltay hain?

Q.5 Quaid-e-Azam ki Babar Me kon Dafan hai?

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Jail may pathan sy kisi ny poch

Jail may pathan sy kisi ny poch

Tum sy aisi kya Galti Hiui k tum jail mein ho?

PATHAN: yara hum ne bank luta

Paisay wahi jama karwanay ruk gaya….

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Male of Duck

Teacher: Who Is The Male Of Duck? . .

Pathan: Frog . . Teacher: Why? .

Pathans: Because Frog Is . . . “MANDUCK”:-

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I am pregmenant for the job

Patan ka interview tha

Sawal aya: english mei translate karo

“Mein nokri k liye bohut umeed se hun”…..

Pathan: I am pregmenant for the job……..D

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1 pathan rozana Cheeni ka

1 pathan rozana Cheeni ka

dabba kholta aur band kr k rakh deta

WHY?

SOOCHEN!

Docktor ne kaha tha k rozana apni

SUGAR Check kia karo.

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Pathan or ammi ko khansi

Pathan: tumhara ammi ka khansi kaisa hai

Dost : khansi to ruk gai hai lekin sans atak atak kar ati hai

Pathan : koi baat nhi Allah kare ga wo b ruk jaey ga.

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Ankhen Band Kar k dekhna

Ankhen Band Kar k dekhna

1 Pathan; Tum Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

2nd Pathan; Mai Ye “Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
Mai Sote Hue” Kaisa Lagata_Hu_?”

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Pathan or gadha

1 Gadhe Ne Pathan Ko Lat Mari Or Bhag Gya
Pathan Us k Pechy Bhaga
Rasty Main usy “Zebra” Mila Pathan Zebra Ko Lat Mar K Bola;
Sala-Sweatr Pehn K ULLU Bnata hy! “

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Cricket we love u

Ek Nanga Pathan Sir Pe T.V Raakh Kar Ja Raha Tha

Eik Admi Ny Pocha: Khan Ye Kya Harkat Hay?

Pathan: Hum Ko 1 Larki Mila
Wo Hum Ko Apnay Ghar Lay Gaya
Apna Or Humara Sub Kapra Utar Diya Or Boli
“JO LOOTNA HAY LOOT LO”

Hum T.V Loot Kar Laya Hay Is Pr World Cup Dekhe Ga… ;->

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Pathan proposed a girl

Pathan proposed a girl wth romantic poetry:
kutta mar gya razai me,
Me pagal hon teri judai me,
Pani m machar taer nai sakta,
gul khan tere bin rh nai sakta

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i m pregnant

Pathan bht pareshan tha k hr joke main mera hi zikr kyoun hota hai.

us ne apni b.v se kaha:
“koi aisi baat kro jis ma main involve na hon”

b.v : “i m pregnant”

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Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya

Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya.
Jab Wapis Aaya To Apni B.V ko Marne Laga.
kisi Ne Waja pochi To Pathan Kehne Laga
oye Daarhi Nahi Rakhti
Admi ne kaha
Pagal ye To Aurat he. Is ki Daarhi Nhi Aati.
Pathan Wo To Mujhe B Pata he. Lekin Ye Daarhi Rakhne ka irada to kar le,
Irade par b 1 Neki hai.

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